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Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
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Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.
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Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
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I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
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Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
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When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'
