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Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.
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A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.
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Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
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Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.
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Everything that can be invented has been invented.
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I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change
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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
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All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.
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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
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After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
