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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
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The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
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Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
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Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.
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Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
