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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
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I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
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Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.
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You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
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Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
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Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
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In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
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We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
