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Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
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The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
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'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
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Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
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Silence is argument carried out by other means.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
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The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
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Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.