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It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.
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Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
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I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
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The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
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No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
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If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.
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Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.
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You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
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Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
