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To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
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I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
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Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
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Write a wise word and your name will live forever.
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Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.
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Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
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War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
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It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
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I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.